J. Reed
K, TE, WR · 2010–2025 · 122 appearances · 662.1 total pts · 5.4 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Foote,  Kassel | GB | 10 | 39.0 | 3.9 |
| 2023 |  Valenzuela, Kassel | GB | 14 | 137.5 | 9.8 |
| 2020 |  Wright | SF | 6 | 12.8 | 2.1 |
| 2019 |  Sohl | WAS | 6 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| 2018 | Wright,  Freundlich | WAS | 14 | 92.8 | 6.6 |
| 2017 |  Baumann | WAS | 15 | 46.6 | 3.1 |
| 2016 | Baumann | WAS | 15 | 94.0 | 6.3 |
| 2015 | Valenzuela | WAS | 14 | 132.2 | 9.4 |
| 2014 |  Wood, Wright, Foote | WAS | 13 | 30.3 | 2.3 |
| 2013 | Wright,  Becker-Parton | WAS | 9 | 27.9 | 3.1 |
| 2010 | Becker-Parton | SF | 6 | 49.0 | 8.2 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — GB — 10 weeks, 39.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | BN | GB | DET | 12.0 |
| 2 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | BN | GB | WAS | 0.0 |
| 3 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | BN | GB | @CLE | 0.0 |
| 4 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | BN | GB | @DAL | 0.0 |
| 5 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | BN | GB | Bye | 0.0 |
| 13 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | BN | GB | @DET | 0.0 |
| 14 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | BN | GB | CHI | 7.3 |
| 15 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | BN | GB | @DEN | 8.0 |
| 16 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | R/W/T | GB | @CHI | 5.6 |
| 17 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | R/W/T | GB | BAL | 6.1 |
2023 — GB — 14 weeks, 137.5 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | BN | GB | @CHI | 5.6 |
| 5 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | R/W/T | GB | @LV | 1.2 |
| 6 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | Bye | 0.0 |
| 7 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | @DEN | 9.6 |
| 8 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | MIN | 10.3 |
| 9 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | LAR | 5.5 |
| 10 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | @PIT | 16.9 |
| 11 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | LAC | 17.2 |
| 12 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | WR | GB | @DET | 13.0 |
| 13 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | KC | 3.6 |
| 14 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | WR | GB | @NYG | 16.5 |
| 15 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | WR | GB | TB | 14.2 |
| 16 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | GB | @CAR | 0.0 |
| 17 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | WR | GB | @MIN | 23.9 |
2020 — SF — 6 weeks, 12.8 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Wright | Lil Chubby | TE | SF | @NYG | 3.3 |
| 4 | Wright | Lil Chubby | RES | SF | PHI | 0.0 |
| 5 | Wright | Lil Chubby | RES | SF | MIA | 0.0 |
| 9 | Wright | Lil Chubby | BN | SF | GB | 0.8 |
| 10 | Wright | Lil Chubby | TE | SF | @NO | 8.7 |
| 11 | Wright | Lil Chubby | BN | SF | Bye | 0.0 |
2019 — WAS — 6 weeks, 0.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | @PHI | 0.0 |
| 2 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | DAL | 0.0 |
| 3 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | CHI | 0.0 |
| 4 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | @NYG | 0.0 |
| 5 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | NE | 0.0 |
| 6 | Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | BN | WAS | @MIA | 0.0 |
2018 — WAS — 14 weeks, 92.8 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @ARI | 12.8 |
| 2 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | IND | 6.5 |
| 3 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | GB | 8.5 |
| 4 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | Bye | 0.0 |
| 5 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @NO | 2.6 |
| 6 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | R/W/T | WAS | CAR | 6.1 |
| 7 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | DAL | 5.3 |
| 8 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @NYG | 7.3 |
| 9 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | TE | WAS | ATL | 5.4 |
| 10 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @TB | 7.1 |
| 11 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | HOU | 16.6 |
| 12 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @DAL | 10.5 |
| 13 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | BN | WAS | @PHI | 4.1 |
| 14 | Freundlich | The Day After Kamara | TE | WAS | NYG | 0.0 |
2017 — WAS — 15 weeks, 46.6 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | PHI | 6.1 |
| 2 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @LAR | 7.8 |
| 3 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | LV | 0.0 |
| 4 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @KC | 3.6 |
| 5 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | Bye | 0.0 |
| 6 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | SF | 5.7 |
| 7 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @PHI | 22.4 |
| 8 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | DAL | 1.0 |
| 9 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @SEA | 0.0 |
| 10 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | MIN | 0.0 |
| 11 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @NO | 0.0 |
| 12 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | NYG | 0.0 |
| 13 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @DAL | 0.0 |
| 14 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @LAC | 0.0 |
| 16 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | DEN | 0.0 |
2016 — WAS — 15 weeks, 94.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | PIT | 6.4 |
| 2 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | DAL | 7.0 |
| 3 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @NYG | 5.6 |
| 4 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | CLE | 19.3 |
| 5 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @BAL | 5.3 |
| 6 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | PHI | 0.0 |
| 7 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @DET | 0.0 |
| 8 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @CIN | 15.9 |
| 9 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | Bye | 0.0 |
| 10 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | MIN | 4.1 |
| 11 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | GB | 7.9 |
| 12 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @DAL | 21.5 |
| 13 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | BN | WAS | @ARI | 0.0 |
| 14 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @PHI | 1.0 |
| 16 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | TE | WAS | @CHI | 0.0 |
2015 — WAS — 14 weeks, 132.2 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | @NYG | 9.6 |
| 4 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | PHI | 1.7 |
| 5 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | BN | WAS | @ATL | 0.0 |
| 6 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | BN | WAS | @NYJ | 0.0 |
| 7 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | TB | 19.2 |
| 8 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | BN | WAS | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | R/W/T | WAS | @NE | 7.8 |
| 10 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | NO | 14.9 |
| 11 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | @CAR | 2.6 |
| 12 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | NYG | 9.8 |
| 13 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | DAL | 3.3 |
| 14 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | @CHI | 18.0 |
| 15 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | BUF | 20.4 |
| 16 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | TE | WAS | @PHI | 24.9 |
2014 — WAS — 13 weeks, 30.3 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | TE | WAS | @HOU | 0.4 |
| 2 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | BN | WAS | JAX | 0.0 |
| 3 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | BN | WAS | @PHI | 0.0 |
| 4 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | BN | WAS | NYG | 0.0 |
| 7 | Wright | Ebrony Threesome | TE | WAS | TEN | 5.4 |
| 8 | Wright | Ebrony Threesome | TE | WAS | @DAL | 4.0 |
| 9 | Wright | Ebrony Threesome | TE | WAS | @MIN | 1.7 |
| 10 | Wright | Ebrony Threesome | BN | WAS | Bye | 0.0 |
| 11 | Wright | Ebrony Threesome | TE | WAS | TB | 2.2 |
| 13 | Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | BN | WAS | @IND | 12.3 |
| 14 | Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | TE | WAS | LAR | 2.5 |
| 15 | Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | TE | WAS | @NYG | 1.3 |
| 16 | Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | TE | WAS | PHI | 0.5 |
2013 — WAS — 9 weeks, 27.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Wright | Cunt Punters | TE | WAS | @DEN | 9.0 |
| 9 | Wright | Cunt Punters | TE | WAS | LAC | 5.5 |
| 10 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | TE | WAS | @MIN | 12.2 |
| 11 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | R/W/T | WAS | @PHI | 1.2 |
| 12 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | BN | WAS | SF | 0.0 |
| 13 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | BN | WAS | NYG | 0.0 |
| 14 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | BN | WAS | KC | 0.0 |
| 15 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | BN | WAS | @ATL | 0.0 |
| 16 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | BN | WAS | DAL | 0.0 |
2010 — SF — 6 weeks, 49.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | @SEA | 11.0 |
| 2 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | NO | 13.0 |
| 3 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | @KC | 8.0 |
| 4 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | @ATL | 2.0 |
| 9 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | Bye | 11.0 |
| 10 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | K | SF | LAR | 4.0 |